It’s been fourteen years since Bill Clinton was accused of cumming on some girls in the White House, and this item continues to be one of the top-selling corkscrews online. You can hardly blame the guy for doing sex stuff with his dick considering people are still thinking about it and talking about it in 2012.
I may be biased here because my wife looks so much like Monica Lewinsky that she can’t wear a beret.
Come for the shitty things for sale, stay for the writeup. It’s good to see another Tumblr from Drew Toothpaste.